THIS AND THAT

At Harvest Festival the Church is beautifully decorated. This is just one of the many corn dollies designed and made by Mrs. Grace Hall

The beautifully carved statues of our Lord, St. Aiden and St. Cuthbert.

Sentences to Make you Smile

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark
Christians can only have one wife. This is called monotony.
Salome was a woman who danced in front of Harrods.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day but a ball of fire by night.
Salomon is said to have had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

The most significant achievement of our age is not that man stood on the moon, but rather that God in Christ stood upon this earth

Dying men have said, "I'm sorry I have been an atheist, an infidel, an agnostic, a sceptic or a sinner: but no man every said with his last breath, I'm sorry I have lived a Christian life.

Newcomer to Church: "Doest his church have Matins?
Sidesman:  "Sorry,  no.  TheVicar's had carpets put down."

Involving all the family

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